There's an app rumored to let you meet married women instantly. With something that good, you'd be crazy not to use it. I'm surprisingly good at this, and I managed to set up a meeting with a married woman right away. We agreed to meet at a cafe, but when she showed up, it was "Wow, she's gorgeous!" Married woman Sayuri. I couldn't believe a woman this pure would even use an app like this. Regardless, this is too good to be true. I immediately sent a picture to my friends to brag. I thought we'd just have a light meal first, but Sayuri surprised me by saying, "Let's go straight to the hotel!" Man, I snagged the ultimate prize!
